There Remains a Gratitude

November 25, 2009

Standing here holding this wonderful award that is today, I wish to thank my mother for loving me as only a mother can; my father, whom I called Daddy, for remaining in my heart and mind; my sons, who call me Dad, for calling me Dad; teachers through the years, official and unofficial, who have [...]

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Annual Thanksgiving Audit

November 23, 2009

Complete the following information in full:
 
Line 1:  Name (Last, First, Middle) _____________________________________
Line 2:  Address  _____________________________________
Line 3:  Phone  _______________________________________
Line 4:  Age  _________________________________________
Line 5:  Next of Kin  ___________________________________
Line 6:  Religious Affiliation  ______________________________
Line 7:  Assets  ________________________________________
Line 8:  Employment  ____________________________________
Line 9:  Debts  _________________________________________
Line 10:  Debt Payment Plan  ________________________________
 
Line 1: Name (Last, First, Middle)
         The last name is important.  It [...]

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The Official Thanksgiving By-Laws

November 23, 2009

They don’t call us Methodists for nothing.  If we’re going to do something, we want to do it right.  So, if we’re going to celebrate Thanksgiving, we ought to be sure we cover all the bases.  Therefore, I would like to share with you some of the official rules for the observance of Thanksgiving.  Put [...]

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Holidays (and Reruns) Ahead

November 16, 2009

Thanksgiving is around the corner and Advent a step behind.  What more could a blogger want?  So, I’m hoping to wring a few drops of originality from my fairly wrung-out brain and add some entries here.  At the same time, however, I’ve decided to run several of my favorite columns from years past as well.  [...]

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Putting the Sleigh Before the Reindeer

November 16, 2009

Some facts: (1) I am writing this a week and a half before Thanksgiving.  (2) Christmas this year is December 25, pretty much the same day as last year.  (3) That makes December 24 Christmas Eve.  I point out these facts because the calendar can be confusing.  Or maybe it’s a matter of which calendar [...]

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